Get clear, Get pumped, Get launched—in just 7 Days 

A week-long private writing and strategy experience for, designers, consultants, course-creators, coaches, and creatives
ready to hit “publish” on their next big pay day. 

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Go from "I just need to get my copy figured out..." to

"I'm ready for launch!"



The Red Hott Week Intensive is designed to take your existing copy and get it steaming HOTT and ready for LAUNCH.

It just takes you + me and 7 days


RED HOTT WEEK INTENSIVE

That’s “HOTT” with two T’s, baby (you’ll need both of ‘em to hold all your talent & tenacity). 

Dive headfirst into this VIP experience and I’ll bring my hype woman status, strategy, and conversion copy chops to the party.

“I’M READY TO BECOME A RED HOTT COMMODITY!” 

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Within a minute of reading my sales page, Sarah had already somehow transformed the ‘voice’ of the page and what it was communicating.

She’s not only great with words but also quick thinking and deeply in-tune with the end customer.

This combination makes her a valuable and talented copywriter that I would highly recommend for any business that’s looking to grow and capture a real audience. 

Christina Lopes, Heart Alchemy Coach

Oh hey, Next-Level
Entrepreneur.

Your determined, creative soul is about to
burst with all the things you want to put out in the world. 

But when it’s time to press the big red, launch button 🔴 you choke… 

👉 You know that copy is key when it comes to having powerful sales conversations...but getting it right seems like some unattainable magic you just can't grasp.

👉 You know what you do and who you do it for like the back of your hand...but you’re not sure your words are reflecting why you are THE person for your dream clients to work with. 


👉 You’re ready to do the kick-ass work you’re already doing on a larger scale...but your haphazard approach to messaging has you second-guessing displaying your website or running that funnel. 


👉 You’re confident A.F. in what you offer, but aren’t quite sure how to talk about it...and that uncertainty is probably rearing its ugly head in your copy—making your long nights at the keyboard increasingly more frustrating. 


YOU’RE CHOMPING AT THE BIT TO BRING THE HEAT TO YOUR INDUSTRY, LIGHT THE STAGE ON FIRE, AND PUT YOUR AWESOME AT THE FOREFRONT. 

**Cue that Uptown Funk* You’re ‘bout to be too HOTT (*hot damn*)

 I gotchu.**

IN JUST ONE WEEK—YOU’LL HAVE THE CLARITY, THE CONFIDENCE, AND THE COPY TO FINALLY HIT THAT LAUNCH BUTTON

“SIGN ME UP ZERKIE! I’M READY!” 

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Zerkie has this energy that I just knew I wanted to be a part of. So I booked a session—no hesitation!

She pulls out the specific parts of what you’ve been trying to say that hasn’t been clear and makes it clear to your audience.

Before, my website page was vague and short. Now, it’s super specific & will either repel or inspire the right person. What she does is so important for those who have a hard time with their messaging. I would pay SO MUCH MORE for her time!

Shannon Garrison Negi, Business Coach

COME WITH ME I’M ABOUT TO TRANSPORT YOU TO THE FUTURE

(7 DAYS INTO THE FUTURE THAT IS)....

In just 7 Days you will finally have the copy you need to:

- Sell out your upcoming virtual retreat

- Publish your website and send it to that juicy prospect

- Fill up your group program with a killer cohort poised for success

- Launch your newest high-ticket offer and reel in the perfect-fit clients

- Get real-time edits and learn the tricks of the trade that you can apply to any future copy you write

 IMAGINE WHAT IT WOULD DO FOR YOUR BUSINESS TO: 

FEEL CRYSTAL CLEAR ON YOUR OFFER, AUDIENCE, AND MESSAGE 

So you can share it, write about it, and (YEA) SELL it with mondo confidence. 


ATTRACT MORE CUSTOMERS AND CLIENTS THAT ARE SO *CHEF’S KISS* “IDEAL” IT’S LIKE YOU WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

Because you’ll have the copy and messaging that’s speaking directly to their hearts and wallets. 


BUILD YOUR PERFECT STAGE, HOOK UP THE MIC, AND AMPLIFY YOUR SALES 


Because you can quickly and clearly rock your audience’s world and call them in to get a touch of your brilliance. 


YEP….IN JUST ONE WEEK, THAT WILL BE YOU, BABY!

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BUT BEFORE WE GET TOO FAR HERE. ALLOW ME TO CLARIFY:

THE RED HOTT WEEK INTENSIVE WILL

💥 Be best and quickest way to "get your copy figured out" and just launch already!

💥Get you 1:1 attention from a pro copywriter...without the expense or time of a full blown copy project.

💥 Provide the quick & dirty way to get laser-pointed feedback, edits, and strategy in your marketing and copy. 

💥 Take existing copy that isn’t performing the way you want and flip it into the best dang marketing asset this side of the interwebs. 

💥Help you pivot your messaging and copy so it can sell better than ever. 


💥 Give you launch/funnel/website copy that’s in powerful, pristine condition before you hit publish.


THE RED HOTT WEEK INTENSIVE WILL NOT:

❌ Serve as a replacement for a “from scratch” website or funnel. You gotta show up with some stuff already done—but this is the fastest way to get it smokin’ hott.

Focus solely on “sounding cool”. Lemme be clear, you WILL have copy so HOTT you gotta fan it off BUT it will be strategically formulated to get the exact results you’re looking for. 

Be a way to get step-by-step instructions for a launch. Though you will be able to get high-level strategy feedback and juicy copy edits to help your assets perform. 

Feel like a “tough love” shaming of your copy or strategy. Listen, I’ve worked for years to get to where I can spit conversion copy faster than the Real Slim Shady. That’s my job, not yours. I’m here to hype the hell out of you and build up from what you already got (and do it fast). 

Get ready to get visible and launch it like it’s HOTT (‘cause it is)!

I'll be servin’ up the mind of a strategist and the eye of an artist for your burning, creative, and/or strategic messaging and copywriting questions.

Get ready to kick those "eh, is this copy doing what I want it to?" moments to the curb.

And, hang on to your shorts, 'cause you're about to nail down the core of what makes you (and your offers) completely irresistible and get validation on your ideas, copy, and strategy 💥

You feelin' me?

"YES! I WANT MY WEEK INTENSIVE RIGHT MEOW!"


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Not only did I get kickass copy—our work together brought me so much more! Since working together, I've had so much clarity on my email opt-in, how I want to restructure and improve my discovery calls and on-boarding process, and how I want to present my packages to potential clients.

It's amazing what good copy can do. I can't wait to share my website with the world!  It was well worth the investment.

Stacy Fredericks, Designer

SO,WHAT CAN I BRING TO THE RED HOTT WEEK INTENSIVE? 

Short answer: ANYTHING you need professional eyes on.

Here are a few suggestions:

💥 A sales page for an upcoming or previous launch that you want to make sure will convert like crazy.

💥 Website copy that needs some tweaking, pivoting, or that extra "umph" before you put it out .

💥 An email promo sequence that you need conversion-focused eyes on BEFORE you launch.

💥 A welcome or nurture sequence that you want to blow your subscribers away with (and prep them to hit "buy").

HOW DOES THE RED HOTT WEEK INTENSIVE WORK, EXACTLY?

While The RHWI is custom to your needs, here’s an overview of what you’ll experience:


⚠️ Important note before you read any further⚠️

While we can move through quite a bit of copy in our 90 minute call, submissions are limited to 3 pages (~4000 words) of copy so I can give you the absolute MOST out of your experience

The Red Hott Week Intensive is designed get you live edits to existing copy, high-level launch review, and a week of additional support to make sure your copy and strategy are sizzlin' hott and ultra profitable.

⚠️It's NOT live launching support or coaching , but IT IS everything you need to get your copy ready for lift-off.⚠️


THE PROCESS 

(AKA HOW WE MAKE YOU A RED HOTT COMMODITY)

STEP 1 Get Clear: Once you book your week intensive, you will receive an in-depth questionnaire that gets you crystal clear on your goals for your week and tells me where to focus my time and energy during our live 90 minute call.

STEP 2 The JUICE: We jump on a 90 minute Zoom call. I do live edits, talk strategy and get you EVERYTHING you need to have the outcome you’re looking for. 

STEP 3 The Voxing Begins: Your week of support begins after our call, meaning you can drop me any additional questions you have as you get everything in order to hit launch! So, whether that's a lingering doubts about your messaging or additional "does this sound right?" questions--I've got you covered.

STEP 4 The MIC DROP: With your copy sizzlin' and your strategy on point—the time to launch has arrived! Congrats, you're now a RED HOTT commodity!

HERE'S EVERYTHING YOU'LL GET:

🎙 An in-depth questionnaire that gets YOU crazy clear on your goals and gives ME everything I need to make your copy sing.

🎙 A 90-minute, high-impact Zoom call with moi where I give laser-focused edits to take your copy to the NEXT-LEVEL.

🎙 A recording of our meeting so you can review anything we go over (and keep all that juicy learning for any future copy you write)

🎙 7 Days of Voxer support (up to 60 minutes, over your 7 Days) to get any lingering questions answered

🎙Skills and tricks of the trade to take with you into future launches

🎙 Confidence in knowing exactly what makes you a red-hot commodity in your industry.

Feel that down-to-the-bone FULL BODY YES?? 

QUEUE IT UP, BABY 

SCHEDULE YOUR RED HOTT VIP WEEK NOW

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How would I describe the copy Zerkie wrote for me? Outstanding, life changing, easy, focused, simple, and professional.

Sarah is just extremely creative, calming and has great ideas and an approach that I haven't seen in my time since being an Entrepreneur.

Kiki Stanton, Business Coach

THE MIND BEHIND YOUR NEXT RED HOTT LAUNCH

I’m Sarah Zerkel (also known on the interwebs as Zerkie), award-winning conversion copywriter and sales strategist. 

Over the last 5 years, I've helped next-level entrepeneurs, killer course creators, and total bosses bottle their awesome sauce and become "the next big thing"—even in crowded industries. 

Do you know why some people just seem to show up better and sell more (even though you're in the same industry)? I do. 

But don't worry, it's not some magic the greats have that you don't. It's right at your fingertips. You just need a little help getting there.

Which is why I'm opening up the Red HOTT week intensive to super-competent entrepreneurs like you ready to get out there, get the copy done, and just get launched!

'Cause that's how rock-star messaging, high-converting launches, and 6-figure funnels happen. 

SO, MY FINAL QUESTION FOR YOU...

What are you waiting for?! 

Are you ready to:

  • FINALLY burst with pride and confidence at the "Do you have a website?" question.
  • Run the hottest virtual retreat, packed with people simply dying to be there.
  • Make that "stretch goal" for your last high-ticket launch look like a pittance compared to your current sales.

(Pfft...YEA you are)
Let's do it, baby!

YOUR RED HOTT INTENSIVE AWAITS 


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RED HOTT SUCCESS STORIES

I wasn’t sure if my website was compelling enough for my target audience, but Sarah helped me with that. She pointed out a few flaws on my “I-think-this-is-perfect” website. Flaws I completely overlooked.

Now I’m confident my website will look and convert much better!

Aliz Aj, Copywriter

Sarah was clear, communicative, and insightful during our work together. She created a powerful marketing asset for our leadership program, nailed our voice and the audience we wanted to reach, all by synthesizing loads of information and docs I threw at her.

It was clear that it was important for her to understand our messaging and now I know why: at the end we have a clear compelling tool for our program that packs a powerful punch.

Ishita Gupta, Head of Corporate Partnerships for Seth Godin 


Working with Zerkie was the most amazing experience!

This was my first time working with a copywriter and she made it so easy for me to just spew all my passion about my brand.

She put into words what I couldn’t and brought my brand and message to life. I love how she was able to inject humor into my copy (that is so me!) which made it fun and actually enjoyable to read. I highly recommend her.

Jolene Harnish, Owner Staycation Apparel

Web copy was one of the key things keeping me from getting 'out there'... I was ready to #ditchtheoverwhelm.

Zerkie helped me to find my Voice (with a capital 'V'). The 'me' that is confident in what I have to offer. The 'me' that is serious AND playful AND super-clear on what I offer and what makes me unique.

It's really helped me to craft emails and social media posts, inspired by my work with Zerkie!

Tamara Freeman, Brand Designer

Zerkie is amazing at what she does she sees the big picture and doesn’t just think about fun and unique ways to write and say things. 

She writes in a way that helped reach my target audience and make my ideas relatable. She doesn’t just write copy—she goes way beyond when it comes to communicating her client’s message, and that’s why I keep coming back!

Monica Whitt, Web Designer